It starts with Bert, talking about his lumbago.
He says how he doesn’t like the top floor
at work, on account of his Vertigo.
It moves around, and Dave, because
there is always a Dave
tells you about his inflamed sinuses,
and the latest trip to the Dentist,
setting him back half of what he and Sandra
had saved up for the holiday.
Al tells you about his bowels,
with special emphasis on the third movement,
like all of the great composers.
About the Author
Ben Macnair is an award winning poet and playwright from Staffordshire in the United Kingdom. Follow him on Twitter.
